You may spontaneously combust from joy.
You are no longer divisible from Nature.
You are obsessed with, and excited about, hurricanes.
You may blow up your current life and leave your starter husband because you suddenly realize SO MUCH JOY IS POSSIBLE.
You make strange hand gestures to your friends.
Your hair has seaweed in it.
You have not showered in fresh water with soap in ten days.
Your car smells awful.
You smell awful.
For a period of four to eight hours after you have surfed you shout and scare every passerby with statements like: ISN’T IT GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!!!!